Purr Comedy Fan Pillows

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Shakespeare Project

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Jeffrey Tambor

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Re-home Sweet Home

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'