Purr Collector Pillows

"No, it's not an earthquake. All my cats are purring."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Shelter Cat Nap

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Custer's Last Rollo

"Why have you come over here?"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Cat nip"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"