Purr Enthusiasts Pillows

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Meowlzebub

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Cat Burglar.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Re-home Sweet Home

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."