Purr Collector Prints

"No, it's not an earthquake. All my cats are purring."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Custer's Last Rollo

"Why have you come over here?"

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

"Cat nip"