Purr-loving Prankster Pillows

"Whoa! Did you just hear the can opener?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Diving Cat.

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'