Purrfect Prankster Pillows

'They didn't know I was in his backpack when they performed the Heimlich maneuver on him.'

Litter Box with actual litter.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Diving Cat.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears