Purr Comedy Fan Gifts

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Peter Cook

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

John Laurie

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Shakespeare Project

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Alan Davies.

Jeffrey Tambor

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

Re-home Sweet Home

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"