Purr Machine Gifts

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Cat Burglar.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

Long-range planning

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

'Batteries not included, it's a real cat.'

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."