Purr Investigator Gifts

'Was that real purring?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Cat Burglar.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."