Purr-anormal Investigator Gifts

Meowlzebub

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Cat Reunion

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Channelling on the Cheap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Ghostship

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Living with a cataholic.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Monster Realtor