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Meowlzebub

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Cat Reunion

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Shelter Cat Nap

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Channelling on the Cheap

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Ghostship

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

Monster Realtor