Purr-seeker T-Shirts

Woman looking for a lost cat doesn't notice it hiding from her.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Meowlzebub

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Long-range planning

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"