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Smirking Cat

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

The Origami Society...

Shelter Cat Nap

Pet Cemetery.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

I (heart) dogs. Me too! The saying "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog" is often attributed to Harry Truman. Presidents and their dogs have a special bond. Recent presidential dogs include Barack Obama's "Bo" and George W. Bush's "Barney." Truman should have had a pooch named "Buck." Because Buck would always stop here. I wish Ronald Reagan had owned a dog named "Gorbachev." Mister Gorbachev, chase down this ball! And I'll bet John Kennedy thought all dogs should be rewarded

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

"You want to reel your neck in, mate."

Re-home Sweet Home

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Sometimes I think I spoil you Tiddles!'