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'Was that real purring?'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Burglar.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"A kitten for your thoughts."

Re-home Sweet Home

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Long-range planning

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"