Purr Aficionado Gifts

Cat Heaven

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Satya Nutella

Back to school.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Cat Reunion

Raheem Sterling

"1-1"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Bangers and Mash

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Shelter Cat Nap

DUNVOTIN

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Mohamed Salah

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Better Not Squash.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'