Purrfection Admirer Pillows

Cat Thanks.

Police Feline Unit

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

The Origami Society...

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cats on the couch.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I hate it..."

Cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Deer Cross Dressing.

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Cyclopetrist's Waiting room

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Persian

I (heart) dogs. Me too! The saying "If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog" is often attributed to Harry Truman. Presidents and their dogs have a special bond. Recent presidential dogs include Barack Obama's "Bo" and George W. Bush's "Barney." Truman should have had a pooch named "Buck." Because Buck would always stop here. I wish Ronald Reagan had owned a dog named "Gorbachev." Mister Gorbachev, chase down this ball! And I'll bet John Kennedy thought all dogs should be rewarded

'Now I really am sick.'

"You want to reel your neck in, mate."

'We know you have a cat...'

There had always been three in the relationship...

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!