Imperfection Admirers Pillows

Teddies They Rejected

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"Returns"

"Abra-Viagra."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

"Dear, when was the last time you just winged it?"

Genius Bar

"This new guy's really good!"

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

I'm the illusion fairy. Every time you lose one, put it under your pillow and I'll pretend to give you a dollar.

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

'And God created man in his own image.'

Factory-Second Art

'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'

Think zero defects.

Angling Competition

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"

"I was told I should embrace my mistakes."

"Let me ask you this. Do you see yourself as abominable?"

"I'm looking for something slightly more perfect."

Cat Thanks.

"I told him to come back when he's truly gifted."

So Help Me Godzilla

'How long have you had this feeling of being treated like a mug?'

"Mr. Daniels, I'd like to talk to you about the disappearance of several young ladies."