Purr Whisperers Pillows

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

Cat Burglar.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Re-home Sweet Home

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'