Purr Whisperers Pillows

'Oh yeah! That hits the spot.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

Cat Burglar.

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

"Out! Damned Spot!"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

Who am I kidding?

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."