Pun Whisperer Pillows

"New Yorkie...New Yorkie..."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Cat Burglar.

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Cleaning the Horse

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"That explains Maw always runnin' off to join the circus!"

"Forget your 'inner puppy' - fetch!"

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"The rabbit got lost."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Love you!"

"I have post-partum depression all the time."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"I never really needed obedience school, … It was more of an obedience seminar."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Man and dog.

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'