Pencil Whisperer Pillows

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

A woman playing a keyboard

The Hammer

Husband bakes a pie

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Are you done yet?'

Computer help.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Creator's Block

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think we could work very well together."

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

Cleaning the Horse

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Frederic Chopin

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

"I suffer for my art..."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

The Four Seasonings.

Non Drip Paint

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'