Pencil Whisperer T-Shirts

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

The Hammer

Husband bakes a pie

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

A woman playing a keyboard

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Computer help.

'Are you done yet?'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Creator's Block

"I think we could work very well together."

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

Cleaning the Horse

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Frederic Chopin

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Where baby grand pianos come from.

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

"I suffer for my art..."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

The Four Seasonings.

Non Drip Paint

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"