Piano Whisperer Pillows

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Frederic Chopin

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Just be yourself."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Uh-Oh..."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Fixing the Computer.

Violin Practise

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

Husband bakes a pie

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Sales tied in knots

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

"I think we could work very well together."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Happy Violinist

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."