Piano Whisperer Prints

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Frederic Chopin

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

A woman playing a keyboard

"Just be yourself."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Uh-Oh..."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Fixing the Computer.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

Husband bakes a pie

Violin Practise

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

Sales tied in knots

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

"I think we could work very well together."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Happy Violinist

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."