Violin Whisperer Prints

Danish String Quartet

I quilt therefore I am

Concert Pianist.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Bassoons.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

A woman playing a keyboard

Violin Practise

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think we could work very well together."

Happy Violinist

Organ Player

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Frederic Chopin

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

Hubble Telescope

The minister's a sub, so we're all going to sing the wrong hymn, pass it on …

Flautist

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

Lady feeding birds from her car.