Note Whisperer Prints

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Concert Pianist.

Organ Player

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Uh-Oh..."

Bassoons.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

A woman playing a keyboard

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Reading

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Sales tied in knots

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."