Musical Notes Whisperer Prints

Cellist

Concert Pianist.

"Uh-Oh..."

Bassoons.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

A woman playing a keyboard

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Sales tied in knots

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Musical Pipe

Musician

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Musical Note Nail

Organ Player

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Frederic Chopin

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

"Hey—no cheating!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'