Musical Notes Whisperer Gifts

Cellist

Concert Pianist.

"Uh-Oh..."

Bassoons.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

A woman playing a keyboard

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Sales tied in knots

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

Musical Pipe

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Organ Player

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

Musician

Musical Note Nail

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Frederic Chopin

"Hey—no cheating!"

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Watson, I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation,'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"The bad news is it's all our clients' money."