Piano Whisperers Gifts

Dog hides behind piano.

"Just be yourself."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Uh-Oh..."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Husband bakes a pie

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

A woman playing a keyboard

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Sales tied in knots

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

"I think we could work very well together."

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

Cleaning the Horse

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Frederic Chopin

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."