Violin Whisperer Gifts

Danish String Quartet

I quilt therefore I am

Concert Pianist.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Bassoons.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

A woman playing a keyboard

Violin Practise

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"I think we could work very well together."

Happy Violinist

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Organ Player

Frederic Chopin

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

Hubble Telescope

Flautist

"It's your cat broker, Madame - he has a hot tip on a Siamese."

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Lady feeding birds from her car.

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

'So, I see you're a good listener.'