Waltz Whisperer Gifts

Dancing.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Wolf Karaoke

Bassoons.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

A woman playing a keyboard

Violin Practise

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Happy Violinist

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

Frederic Chopin

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Surfer and the Whale

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

Flautist

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Don't use that howl language with me!"

"My turn."

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'I've found Mowgli on Facebook.'