Waltz Wanderer Gifts

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

The Not So Wild West

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Let's scoot."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Obama of Oz.

Tonto Casino.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

...Shares can go up as well as down.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

The Bullish World

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

Nannies Of The Old West

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Johann Strauss II

What goes up...

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.