Waltz Wanderer Mugs

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

The Not So Wild West

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Obama of Oz.

"Let's scoot."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

...Shares can go up as well as down.

Tonto Casino.

Nannies Of The Old West

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

The Bullish World

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"Of course we're not in a recession. No one has even jumped out of a window."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Johann Strauss II

What goes up...

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

"So...What's your excuse for being late today?"