Waltz Wonder Gifts

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Dance.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

Dating in Oz

Johann Strauss II

Johann Strauss

Death Watch

Wise Cracker

"The dollar is falling!"

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'You have a lot of nerve just waltzing in here!'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

A Trying Moment.

Book and magician

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"I thought you meant a football pool."

Quicksand.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

"Freudian Slip"

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'Bill's overweight on Krispy Kreme, plus he owns the stock.'

MasterWitch

Wall Street: Broke and Broker.

'My mom's a professional stock trader. Don't let the martini and cigar fool 'ya, she's all woman.'