Stone Whisperers Gifts

'Tsk!'

The Perfect Sculpture.

"Just be yourself."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Timber preservation

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Cow talking to cat up a tree.

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Clouds

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"You're on mute."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

Walking in the woods.

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

The Chicken of the North