"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"
Pitch Whisperer Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone who’s a true pitch whisperer? Whether they excel in storytelling, public speaking, or pitching ideas, our collection offers witty mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and art prints that honor their craft and charm. Find a gift that sparks their creativity and makes their pitches even more memorable!
"Just be yourself."
The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.
"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."
Super pets.
Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.
'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'
Husband bakes a pie
'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'
A woman playing a keyboard
Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.
"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"
"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"
'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
Open Mike for the spotlight operators
'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'
Big Football
Frederic Chopin
"You say there's a dip in the market?"
'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'
'Let the ball do the work, son.'
'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'
'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'
"Have you thought about early retirement?"
'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'
"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."
"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."
'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'
'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'
'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'
Easter Island Model
"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."
At the school of ventriloquism.
Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.
'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'
Pitch Whisperer Gifts Collection
Pitch Whisperer Mugs
Explore our collection of clever mugs that celebrate pitch whisperers—make their mornings with witty designs that boost confidence.
Pitch Whisperer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows celebrating pitch whisperers—bring comfort and inspiration to their space.
Pitch Whisperer Prints
Find inspiring prints that honor the pitch whisperer in your life—perfect for motivational wall art.
Pitch Whisperer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for pitch whisperers—stylish and witty, perfect for showcasing their creative spirit.