Performance Whisperer Prints

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Just be yourself."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Fixing the Computer.

A woman playing a keyboard

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Now all we need is a good script."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

"I love my luvvie."

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Duplass Brothers

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

Frederic Chopin

WWW.World.com

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'The spots are much clearer.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."