Keyboard Whisperer Pillows

"I think we could work very well together."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Where baby grand pianos come from.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

A woman playing a keyboard

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Books of Tablets

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Frederic Chopin

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Cellular Plan

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

"What setting do I use for this?"

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'