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Fish Pedicure

"I need a coconut water; half an orange, peeled; dry toast; and my Chantecaille healing mask. Don’t ask … just do it, please."

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

The Manicure.

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Duchess

Today's Rapunzel

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Beauty regime

"He spoils them."

Relaxing in the bathtub

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."