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Fish Pedicure

"I need a coconut water; half an orange, peeled; dry toast; and my Chantecaille healing mask. Don’t ask … just do it, please."

Spa

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Why Poodles Become Killers

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

The Manicure.

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"And that won't wake me either."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Duchess

Today's Rapunzel

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"He spoils them."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Beauty regime

"I call it male cat supremacy."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."