Pampering Princess Gifts

Beauty regime

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Spa

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

The Manicure.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"I still say you're spoiling that dog!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"And that won't wake me either."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"He spoils them."

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

"This food tastes like $%#! Please send my compliments to the chef."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Tweezers are a girl's best friend.

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

Relaxing in the bathtub

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

Grandmother's house has sign 'Kids spoiled while U wait.'

Fish Pedicure