Nurturing Princess Gifts

Girl's playing with dolls

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

A midwife holding a baby

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Fitness Programme for babies

Men explained.

'So this is goodbye then!'

The Cat Spa

Batman's Baby

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"Bottled or breast?"

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Wanna swap?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

Beauty regime

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

Happy Graduation

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Dragon enjoying a drink with knight.

Why it's called child-rearing.