Princess Enthusiasts Gifts

Proper little princess.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"She wishes to range free!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

Royal Love

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."