Prince Fan Gifts

I saw your band's latest video on Youtube, little buddy. What'd you think? It looked a lot like the climactic scene from "Purple Rain," only with your head instead of Prince's. Deepfakes are a legitimate form of artistic expression. If you want to complain, complain to the A.I. that made it. When the lawyers show up, I'm pretty sure the A.I.'s going to rat you out.

Prince

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Pirate

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're on a what?!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

TV jester.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Treasure Island Book.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'The King of what?'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Shall I let them breathe."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

King and Jester

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"One blackbird pizza?"

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Reign Man