Prince Superfan Gifts

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"One blackbird pizza?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Cleopatra

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'