Prince Superfan T-Shirts

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

TV jester.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'The King of what?'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"One blackbird pizza?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

Cleopatra

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'