Royal Fashion Fan Gifts

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

TV jester.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

The Unhappy King

'The King of what?'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

King and Jester

Royal Love

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"One blackbird pizza?"