Royalty Fan Gifts

'You can wear the crown, but we won't bow down.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'False alarm -- it's just an industrial revolution.'

'That does it! We have to insulate the ivory tower.'

"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

The Queens Guard hair do.

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"This is my new normal."

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"Here's an idea. Why don't I just chop her head off?!"

Too much sovereign debt.

Megxit

"Hey, I don't comply with you - You comply with ME!"

'is it 'think globally, act locally' or the other way around?'

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

Dog steals the throne.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'You can't make laissez-faire mandatory!'

She is most amused.

'Oh, stop grumbling - wars ALWAYS go over estimate!'

What's a coronation without a corona?

"...Officer, take him to Buckingham Palace."

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

Princess Caroline Introduces her Lover to Count Metternich

'Honest! -- I never intended the anti-smoking ordinance to apply to you!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

An event in Marie Antoinette's early childhood proved to be prophetic.

'Okay, I'm not a Prince, but you're no Princess either.'

'Can't say I'm too keen on this new observational stuff.'

'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'