Royalty Fan Gifts

'You can wear the crown, but we won't bow down.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'False alarm -- it's just an industrial revolution.'

"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'That does it! We have to insulate the ivory tower.'

The Queens Guard hair do.

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

"This is my new normal."

'How about a game of cards?'

'And who are your chosen subjects?'

"Here's an idea. Why don't I just chop her head off?!"

"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."

Too much sovereign debt.

Dog steals the throne.

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'is it 'think globally, act locally' or the other way around?'

"Hey, I don't comply with you - You comply with ME!"

Megxit

Princess Caroline Introduces her Lover to Count Metternich

'You can't make laissez-faire mandatory!'

She is most amused.

"...Officer, take him to Buckingham Palace."

What's a coronation without a corona?

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'Can't say I'm too keen on this new observational stuff.'

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'Honest! -- I never intended the anti-smoking ordinance to apply to you!'

'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'

An event in Marie Antoinette's early childhood proved to be prophetic.

'Okay, I'm not a Prince, but you're no Princess either.'

'Oh, stop grumbling - wars ALWAYS go over estimate!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"