Royalty Parody Fan Gifts

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Europe on $5000 a day.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

Cleopatra

Canute Does It Again

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."