Royalty Parody Fan Pillows

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"One blackbird pizza?"

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Europe on $5000 a day.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

Cleopatra

Canute Does It Again

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"I looked at my phone while addressing the king. I can't bear to watch."

'Ethelred! Hurry up... It's gone ten past and the Wilsons have arrived."