Comedic Royalty Fans Pillows

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Canute Does It Again

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Pisa and sons.

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

Billy's clean room.

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"Any luck"

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

Drawing board disaster.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'