Comedic Royalty Fans Mugs

'A literacy program? -- you want everybody writing TELL-ALL books?'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

Fresh Lobster

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Canute Does It Again

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Pisa and sons.

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

Billy's clean room.

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

'Don't you just love them when they do that?'

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

Not tonight I'm washing my hair.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

"Any luck"